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Man Purse [Oct. 20th, 2005|01:32 am]
Jason Mosley
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I hate how men are not allowed to carry a bag of any kind, without it being called a “man purse”. It’s not fair that women are the only ones aloud to carry a large amount of items conveniently. And men are left with carrying everything in the four pockets on there pants.

I don’t even know why people mistakenly call in a purse? Because its not. Here is the definition.

purse - a small bag for money (2) : a receptacle (as a pocketbook) for carrying money and often other small objects

I still carry my wallet, keys, and cell phone in my pants pockets. The bag is just for anything I would like to take with me, that wouldn’t fit into them. So by definition it’s not really a purse.

So the next time you see a man (me) carrying a bag, think twice before calling it a “man purse”. Think of a more creative why to make fun of his resourcefulness, like calling it a “fag bag” or a “pussy sack”.
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[User Picture]From: messerschmitt
2005-10-20 06:04 am (UTC)
2 words

book bag
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[User Picture]From: mosley
2005-10-20 11:27 am (UTC)
haha... yeah i thought of that BUT the bad thing about a book bag is that when you standing around people can unzip it and steal what you have inside. i'v seen it happen. a messenger bag is better be cuse if someone shady come by and can hold it in front of you a little.

maybe im just being paranoid haha...
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[User Picture]From: mattgondek
2005-10-20 12:12 pm (UTC)
ok.. first of all, you didn't really bring up a good reason for us NOT to make fun of it

ians right . book bags are the way to go.
no ones going to unzip it and steal things because we're not in 10th grade anymore.

i love you
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[User Picture]From: mosley
2005-10-20 12:20 pm (UTC)
i didnt write this to not be made fun of. I just dont want people to call it a purse. People need to be more creative. Also.. if you think that people dont steal things out of backpacks your nieve. Since poeple carry laptops, camras, and ipods in backpacks they have beomce a target. And not just for 10th graders.
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[User Picture]From: mattgondek
2005-10-20 12:22 pm (UTC)
i'm not knocking them, i have one too, but i just use it for guitar stuff.

i dunno, its still a "purse", or "manbag", and they're still associated with the coffee shop in southside i "go to all the time"
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[User Picture]From: mosley
2005-10-20 12:46 pm (UTC)
dont even get me started on the Beehive... they have shitty coffee and its over priced... go down to the southside works and stop by crazy mocha... now thats some great coffee... and manbags are rear. hahaha
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[User Picture]From: mattgondek
2005-10-20 12:59 pm (UTC)
are you on the internet at home? does it work yet??
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[User Picture]From: mosley
2005-10-20 02:02 pm (UTC)
no i am at work... and yes the internt works at home... well it was lastnight for a little... not sore about today!
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[User Picture]From: mattgondek
2005-10-20 02:14 pm (UTC)
alright cool. it never works. lame
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